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The Archbishop's Palace or Archiepiscopal Palace, known prior to 1944 as the Bishop's Palace, is a palatial building in Valletta, Malta which is a residence of the Archbishop of Malta. It was constructed in the 17th century.
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Michael Dahl was a Swedish portrait painter who lived and worked in England most of his career and died there. He was one of the most internationally known Swedish painters of his time. He painted portraits of many aristocrats and some members of royal families, such as Anne, Queen of Great Britain, Prince George of Denmark and the exiled Christina, Queen of Sweden.
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